My Nails Are Dug Deep, And My Stomach Hurts

felonymelanie:

dashbeardconfessional:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

I clean my room about once every five years and every time I do I rediscover this 365-day diary I got for my 7th birthday

Describe your teacher: NO

“Eat a cinnamon roll!”

(via catsoncstsonbrendon)

The Pretzel Store
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jbarrowman:

my mom’s a preschool teacher and so our itunes library is half my punk-pop bands and half songs like this

i am 99% sure this lady was high when she wrote this song

80,573 plays
If girls had a penis for a day:

p0ndwater:

No I’ll be more like :

OR

you forgot one

DONE. IN DONE

(Source: mynameiscomedy, via penismonster666)

collegehumor:

Yo-Yo Champ
Smooth move, exlax.

collegehumor:

Yo-Yo Champ

Smooth move, exlax.

(Source: reddit.com)